CAN ANYONE GET LUCKY ON FRIDAY THE 13TH?

Duh...come here often?

EVEN FAY WRAY DRAWS A LINE SOMEWHERE

I've put up with a lot from you, Kong, Honey, but "I Like To Watch" better not mean what I think it does.

THE BIG REVEAL

No need for such drama, Mr. Erik. Your prostate is fine.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING TREKKIES

I shared this on Facebook, and then realized – hey, why not on Lavender Lair? It’s just a trailer for a book, but I’ve seen short films that weren’t half as entertaining. I have no interest in reading the book, but I’ve watched this thing about five times now. It’s a scream.

CHANGE PARTNERS?

His dancing continued to thrill her, but Ginger couldn't help but wish Fred would add the word "moisturize" to his vocabulary.

FLASH UNDER PRESSURE

Don't worry, Dale, I'll never talk. I'll never tell Ming our secret, not even if he puts alligator clamps on my nipples or uses a buttplug the size of a softball on me. You hear that, Ming?

IN A MORE OPEN WORLD

Not wanting to seem narrow minded, Rodney decided to give Edna's alien chiropractor a try.

MONSTER THERAPY

Now Rex, what did we say about limiting ourselves to "I" statements?

A TOAST

OK, I am tryink this Metamusil of vich you speak, my dear. If it doesn't vork, you haff my permission to drive a stake through my heart.

No, Master Larry, my daughter would rather you did not call for her again. She finds it embarrassing when you suddenly sniff her butt in public places.