A Sucky Award

Though he never received an Oscar, Bela would always treasure his Longest Lasting Hickey Award.

A TOAST

OK, I am tryink this Metamusil of vich you speak, my dear. If it doesn't vork, you haff my permission to drive a stake through my heart.

DRACULA'S REAL MOTIVATION

Yes, my Queen, now that you have joined me in undead matrimony all this shall be yours for eternity! By the way, there's a feather duster in the bureau next to your coffin...