DON'T WE NEED A GIRL AND A LITTLE DOG, TOO?

After T-Rex performed his pathetic "If I Were King Of The Forest" musical number, Kong and the Tin Ape invited him on their journey to ask the Wizard for a blonde, rustproofing and some real teeth.

SOMETIMES ETERNAL LIFE SUCKS

You will hear only my voice, and you will obey. You will buy only Hormel products, because they are delicious and nutritious...God, this job is even further beneath me than the one in the coffin showroom...

UM, LET'S NOT GO APE NOW...

BANANA! That's the safe word, isn't it Kong, honey? BANANA! ...Kong?

Happy Birthday, Lance Henriksen

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite horror/science fiction/action flick actors -- not to mention HUNKS -- Lance Henriksen. Lance turns 70 today. Here's a publicity shot of him at age 50 for "Pumpkinhead," still my favorite film role of his. Onscreen Lance has faced every monster from Alien and Predator to Sasquatch. I for one, am looking forward to reading his biography, "Not Bad For A Human."

Here's another shot of Lance from a particularly sexy performance as a badass biker named "Chains" in the action movie "Stone Cold."



And I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of him shirtless at 70, if anybody has one!